“Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost”
“Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.”
“Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.”
“Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.”
“Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.”
“Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.”
“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”
“There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.”
“Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.”
Chuck Norris Facts sind zwar nicht mehr die Neuesten, aber immer mal wieder geil zum Lesen und darüber lachen.
Aus diesem Grund werde ich jeden Tag einen neuen “Chuck Norris Fact of the Day” posten.
Einfach um sich ein paar grandiose Lacher täglich ins Gedächtnis zu rufen.
